Hello I am on the real internets now! I have a story truths for you!

The Weebl in your worlds is under attack by a tiny little girl Weebl who escaped out of his wifes tummy yesterday. Don't asks me how she got in there to begin with. Everyone involved is happy and healthy but if you want to know more I can draw a picture.

What this mean?

Your Weebl is being very busy so my Weebl is snoring sleeping like a zombie and I was able to guess his computer password (it was piepiepie) so here I am taking over this website until your Weebl is back. Too many Weebls for you? Now you know how I feels.

I begin with a strange e-mail I got sent:

DEAR BOB i was sent to tell you that YOU ARE GOD by an anonymous person.
Will you do one of your completely awesome toons again?
On another note, I have a question. How do you do the distorted lines thing like in your toons?

Regards,
- Ruben K.

I am not God, promise you. If I was God there would be like 34 times more kittens on the internet. To answer your question, Ruben - Yes I probably will do more of my completely awesome toons. I struggle to answer your second question because I think you have my toons confused with someone elses. My toons have no distortion. I am the professional.

I leave you with this: